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Cringe story ahead!

"Ugh" - Wheely
This article is now considered so abhorrent the writer can't even look at it anymore

I suggest to all you readers that you have a glass of liquid oxygen with you incase this is cringe ;).

written by WheeliumThe2nd

The Kenyan CoastlineEdit

  • Ximena: nice day to come out here, the 15th of december, 2015
  • Citlali: don't question it, its a nice place, even if we are all alone
  • Ximena: ok
  • (three second pause)
  • Ximena: LOOK OUT!
  • Citlali: WHAT?
  • (russian military aircraft surround the two)
  • Citlali: RUN! NOW! QUICKLY, DON'T ARGUE!
  • Ximena: ok!, THEY'RE GAINING ON US!
  • Citlali: oh god
  • (camera zooms in on radio in the sand)
  • Radio[char tag?]: All listeners must be warned, russian military has been spotted along the kenyan coastline, in a possible siege, please stay in your homes, i repeat, stay in your homes!

The Dynastarian BuildingEdit

  • TV: the media is pressuring people to stay in their homes (turns off)
  • Book: well, clearly something needs to be done
  • Bubble: woill, whoit
  • Book: you tell me because i don't know
  • Ruby:hey guys!
  • Bubble: ROIBY! LOIK! THOIRS AN INVOISION
  • Ruby: oh
  • Book: we're trying, really trying to come up with solutions to this siege
  • Ruby: haven't you tried shooting them down
  • Book: they might send another wave
  • Ruby: oh
  • Book: but it might work, i'll send this to jade for the next C.O.G. meeting, in the meantime, we must inform the public and our neighbours, Bubble, get Tanzania and Uganda on this
  • Bubble: O.k., regioinal coisuler book.