Ooh, questions answered! That actually sounded like a cool title once I saw the notification this morning. I thought they were going to do a quiz panel about important questions the viewers had, like why Needle hates being called Needy or if there are any canon asexual characters.
Pre-Credits Gag: At the immediate start, we see Fries, but there something wrong with his, well, fries. My first thoughts were, Oh shit, that's X in there! It just has to be X! That's so creepy! before realising that I had just finished reading a really good fanfiction about Four and X. I don't want to give out any spoilers, but since people don't come here for reviews anyway considering his shocked look, but she is actually correct for once!
So Free Food are up for …
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Yeaaaah, before we break up and you lose me, little me, the liar ball you don't want... See? You can sing the song with that title! Anyways, I was a little apprehensive to see an episode come out after two weeks. There seems be a trend where the even-numbered episodes are pure object show gold and the odd-numbered episodes are
Before I make someone cry for some reason, here's the episode!
Pre-Credits Gag: We first hear some fucked up sounds when it's revealed that it is the laughter of the contestants playing with these weird semi-spheres. Well, playing is an exaggeration. The whole thing happens in like ten seconds and you can feel that you're in another dimension. Also, the old animation is back! People are now going to remember the style of…Read more >
... in the entire BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB and BFB series?
I recorded the number of syllables spoken in BFDI, BFDIA (including the episode 6 deleted scenes), IDFB and BFB and ranked them in a cumulative way. But I also took out all of the non-contestants on the show (including the BFDIA characters' rankings when they were on the show. Note that I won't be updating this graph as I do with the BFB rankings, but I might make one at the end of it.
- Leafy (since ep. 9)
- Pencil (#1 in only IDFB and BFB ep. 1)
- Golf Ball (very likely to reach 2 or even 1 in BFB)
- Coiny (until ep. 22 and after BFDIA 5e, ranked higher than Firey)
- Bubble (top 10 since ep. 9)
- Match (has never ranked under #7; #1 in ep. 8)
- Pin (#1 from ep. 1B to 4, out of top 10 from ep. 13 to BFB 3)
- Firey (top…
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Hooray, it's out! For some reason, I have really been anticipating this episode. My initial reaction to the title is “No shit.” Four has been so weird that it's impossible that he can get weirder in our eyes.
Pre-Credits Gag: We first start this episode with a Yellow Face advertisement. Good, Yellow Face is back! He actually hasn't had any lines since the second episode. To be fair, neither has Teardrop. Four interrupts the earmuffs and screeches in them, which seems really rude. Then Four dismembles Foldy into nothingness and kills Stapy rhythmically.
The balls of Team Better Name notice that, and Golf Ball proposes that they should multiply Four by zero in order to make zero. It's mathematics, in case you were wondering. They cut to the intr…Read more >
18–19 January Update
The first episode (review) of 2018 is out! I'm almost excited, but not as excited as I would have been had the Internet not been down. This might be the longest interval between the episode release date and its review, unfortunately, but that will hopefully change in the future—as with the speed of my computer. Whilst you were all waiting, though, have you watched the new Inanimate Insanity? One of my favourite parts of that episode was when This is just another step in the progressive direction of object shows since the summer of 2016 when Pen was revealed to be transgender! But seriously, on to the episode.
First of all, we start off with the title. Who the hell is Ben?, thought I, but that's not the most shocking part…Read more >
It's December 25th again, which means it's time for my yearly address to the wiki!
2017 was a crazy year. Although the first part of the year was pretty boring in terms of object shows: we were awaiting IDFB 2 and many object shows were on hiatus (including this one), the year ended up well for us: I found an easier way to transfer scripts from the phone to the computer, I don't actually fear typing profanity into episodes anymore, and of course the existence of BFB with all of the BFDI(A) contestants and then some.
So, to everyone, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, and I look forward to what 2018 will bring.Read more >
Ah, episode four. It's funny, because the host is also called Four, and I guess that is why they call it the very special episode. Usually, those episodes have the main characters say "Bullying is bad" or "Don't do drugs" or "It is bad to be racist" and shit like that. Starting from now, there will be screen grabs! I wanted to do that earlier from episode 1, but I was just lazy.
Pre-Credits Gag: Eraser approaches a friendly Bell, who appears to be sleeping. He asks her what her string is attached to, to which she replies with a vague answer, but Eraser won't have it. He demands that she should tell him what's above her string, and starts climbing—Fucking climbing. Like, what? Humanise this and you get ... something else.
I know most of your in…Read more >
I was just scrolling through tumblr, like I usually do, and I found a ray of hope for IDFB's continuation. It seems like isn't actually over.
I feel like this is solid evidence because troosy, the user who made that reply, is none other than Kenzie Bryant. In case you haven't heard, she is one of the voice actors of BFB. That means she's close with Michael and Cary, and can get god knows how much information she wants.
However, I don't 100% trust this because we all know jacknjellify isn't so good at promises. IDFB and BFB running at the same time is going to cause some complications. Of course, I wouldn't be disappointed if this tiny confirmation ended up being another let down. I would understand the struggle. I'm just saying that we might …
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I was excited for this episode to come out—it's been two weeks! Not that I am impatient or anything like that, I can understand with the Thanksgiving and things.
Pre-Credits Gag: Bottle and Pie sit down and speak about the purpose of their team while violin music plays. Then apparently Gelatin has thrown forks at people. Wait, is that his thing now? I mean, his personality did just change from his non-existent one in BFDIA.
Lollipop tries to stop Barf Bag's arms from moving, which kind of looks like a dance. Also, Pen dies. His screaming is the only thing we hear from him this episode, making this a meh episode for Pcil shippers.
Lollipop gives everyone some fork repellent, which makes them immune to forks. Wait, now that I think of it, Gelat…
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The exclamation mark is there because of some stupid formatting error.
I was sort of expecting this to happen—I sometimes see Jnj's Twitter updates—but then again I was sort of expecting it not to happen too. That's right, I'm talking about the second episode of BFB!
I'm surprised at how popular this series has become. All of a sudden, (at time of writing) there are 137,573 views and 25,693 comments. And it hasn't even been 24 hours yet.
Pre-Credits Gag: Grassy and Blocky have a conversation. For some reason, Blocky is gluing something down—I'm pretty sure that's a plot point. Anyways, I was really scared for a moment because I had no idea what the fuck Grassy was even saying. Then I realised that's her character.
The way that objects get reco…Read more >
I'm surprised that I'm not even halfway done with this, but I'm even more surprised that Jnj isn't even halfway done with the episode—and it's been ten minutes! That's already longer than, like, half of object show episodes!
So, after the theme song, we find out that Black Hole has been crushed to a small size, and the object show portion of the show has started. I've just noticed the repeated imagery of “4”, and I actually did recognise where 4 came from: That old old video about X finding his value that we might have or might have not watched in seventh grade.
Liy squishes Four, who makes a really weird noise, which I guess is a reference to that old voice. Four turns Pin into if the Americans dropped Agent Orange onto her. run through the d…Read more >
Well, I didn't think it was possible, but they did it. They legitimately made another episode, no, another season, starring BFDI.
And on Friday out of all nights! Directly following that were new episodes of Andi Mack, K.C. Undercover, the smoking-is-bad episode of Full House and my SAT I was supposed to be studying for.
One thing that struck me out was in the credits: “Writing by Cary & Satomi & Michael”. I don't know who Satomi is, but I'm surprised that jacknjellify no longer work alone!
If I'm being too critical in this review, don't think I hated it. I loved it, and this might just be the best BFDI/A/what-have-you episode JnJ've made.
Various Pre-Credits Gags: So we start of the episode with Pen saying, “Hey, Eraser, Eraser!” Wait a second. Pen'…Read more >
So, I was on YouTube recently and I looked in my notifications. To my surprise, jacknjellify had uploaded something new! The craziest part was that the thumbnail literally read Season 4.
Apparently, it's called BFB, and it features a lot of characters.
Tomorrow morning will be really busy for me, so I won't be able to make a review, but I will write it later during the weekend.Read more >
Due to my school having so many projects on this second-to-last week of school, I won't be making new edits this week. But stay tuned for the first week of June!
Also, since it happens to be Memorial Day here in the States, and since military-related photos are somehow popular here... here is Pen when he was an officer in the army, this time as a human!Read more >
Part 1 can be found here.
The first character is Pencil. You'll see a circle with a few flags mixed into it if you look at the bottom right. This represents the mix of national composites I used. Like parents, the app I used, FaceFusion (buy it on the App store!) only let me mix two faces at a time, so there won't be any one-third mixes or anything like that. This flag mix on the bottom should represent the parents rather okay, and in Pencil's case, it does! Estigua is 100% Brazilian, and Triangle is half-English and half-Kenyan.
The website I went to didn't have Kenya, so I used the nearest country: Ethiopia. Realistically, most people in Kenya don't look like Ethiopians, but geographically, it was better than classifying the people of Kenya…
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Hey, everyone! So, I'm making this blog post for two reasons.
- This is to make up for my lack of a major edit last week.
- Spoiler alert, but the next few episodes I'm making are this.
- It's been one year since the last time I made an episode promo photo So let's get started, shall we?
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First of all, I would like to wish you guys a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, especially because in East Asia and Australia it's already the 25th. Hopefully your holiday season won't be full of craziness (like mine is)!
Second of all, have you watched the new Inanimate Insanity episode? That was, honestly, more packed with emotion than IDFB 1 was. I think Lightbulb is my new favourite character now!Read more >
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This is only a test.
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Hey, everyone! Sorry that I haven't posted any edits in a while, I've just been so busy with school (just as Jacknjellify are on hiatus). But don't worry, for updates will come as soon as possible (earliest date tomorrow)!Read more >
What's this? A vanguard review of an object show that doesn't exist? Well, unless you've been stuck in school like seven hours like I was, seeing the review by the people the OSC's been waiting for actually convinced me to write this. Just kidding, I was planning on this review for so long, you don't even know. And for the recond, this new show does exist. I just assumed you all knew that since this website is the place that nobody goes for news about the object community. Anyways, here's the episode that I ceased my studies for.
Please note that there will be some non-censored swearing in this, so if you're the vocal minority of the OSC, be warned.
Pre-Credits Gag: We are first greeted by a purple screen with a recording sign. Ruby's…Read more >
Hey, BFDI fan who happened to stumble upon this page! September is soon arriving, and that means, for some people, that their first day of school is too. My first day of school is actually tomorrow, which means I'll be (unfortunately) dedicating more of my time away from this website and more into studying and life in the real world. But I won't be gone, I'll just be here infrequently.
On the subject of this blog, it is our duty as readers of that we post any news related to the mama show (BFDI(A)), as Pen island123 had done when the release date and promotional video for BFDIA 6 was on YouTube.
As of time of writing, it's been five hours since the deleted scenes for BFDIA 6 have been posted. Here are my reactions as I watch it (since I hav…Read more >
Can you believe it? It's finally going to be released on September first! They even made an animation! Well, the animation and mouth assets looked...different, but I don't care about that. I'm really excited for this episode, after three years of anticipation.
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If you love object shows like some people, you may have seen this tweet by jacknjellify.
Upon reading it, I felt a mixed emotion of anxiousness and joy. Joy like object show fans and anxiousness like object show fanfic writers. Obviously I wish to congratulate Cary and Michael Huang on having to juggle college schedules and doing all the human work for a show inadvertently meant for nine-year-olds, but as someone who enjoys writing about the lives of two characters from said show for nine-year-olds, this leaves me with a few thoughts.
- What if Jnj reveal someone contradictory to what the fans are thinking? As in, like, what if Match celebrates Christmas, or Pencil and Firey are married, or Spongy actually being relevant?
- Will Showscape! cease …
to all readers,
Now you can know what Pencil and Pen's kids look like! I know this is necessary for some people, as when I do my usual browse of the recent activity of the fanfiction wiki, I noticed that Bfdifan444 had submitted the fifth oldest, Yaretzi, into Bumblebee the Transformer's Pencil Camp.
Oh, and PS, the younger ones don't speak Swahili. Pencil uses it with some of her friends as a secret language that the kids don't know.Read more >
As you know, today (or tomorrow if you're in Australia or Very-East Asia) is Christmas Eve! I have therefore decided to give all of y'all a present.
Also, you've probably wondered what the kids' parents look like, so fangirl all you want - they're on days 10-13.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!Read more >
So I was at the mall yesterday, and I heard/saw a boy watching BFDI! Like, in public!
To be more specific, he was watching BFDIA. I specifically heard this quote:
- Pin: Hey! Coiny, Nickel and Needy [slaps] got frozen! But I thought metal couldn't freeze!
- Coiny: Yup, metal can't freeze ...
What was the most amusing about what I noticed was that the boy watching looked about four years old and he was watching in his perambulator. If this real-life situ does come off as positive, I may as well be making fan-fiction for kids' shows!Read more >
Yay, my first blog post!
But more important is today. Both the US and the UK have a day on November 11 to commemorate those who have fought in World War I and subsequent wars, whether in the former is living or the latter has passed on. Although I am a pacifist at heart, I do believe that we, as both a Briton and American, should, through honour or honor, remember the lives who were lost whilst defending their country, at a time where they could have done something also different with their lives.
Most object show creators don't usually make reference to the military or a feeling of national pride, considering object shows are unintentionally focused on zany contests and meme-y faces, not characters themselves. Yet in my role as possibly one…
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